TOKYO–Earlier this week, Japan’s top perverted scientists announced a breakthrough in alternative energy research. After years of experimentation, they have successfully developed an engine powered exclusively by female orgasms.
This zero-pollution energy source promises to reduce the country’s carbon footprint, while simultaneously increasing female pleasure by over 85 percent, said Hiroshi Shibari, chief engineer at Hentai Automotive Group.
Hentai filmed a recent prototype test with some of Japan’s most famous adult actresses: Kokomi Naruse, Kana Miura, Suzuka Ishikawa, Manami Murasaki and Maria Ozawa. Each woman was stripped and tied down onto a remote controlled go-kart, to be raced around a track while being furiously penetrated by mechanical dildos. Cameras stationed all around the track, and mounted directly on the karts caught all the action.
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